etsy find: seamonster collar by lumpkin

if you wore this, i would point and yell “hey look out! it looks like a monster is scarfing your body! get it? SCARFING?! hey, wait…where are you going?”

but i’d only do that because it’s so damn cool. if i wore it, i would always yell “oh heck, it’s up to my…” and then make disturbing gacking noises. in public. because i’d have to. clicky.