step 1: post a poorly written, poorly cloaked ad to metafilter.

step 2:

step 3: profit er, get ripped 400 new ones by the sometimes deliciously hilarious antics of the mefi community.

my favorite comment:

Does anyone here know how many times you have to punch the monkey before you win the ipod?

I think my monkey is broken.
posted by ulotrichous at 9:05 PM on October 2

clicky.

the brown leather belt cuff, top left above, LITERALLY made my heart beat faster. a little poking around in greenbelts’ etsy store proved no different. her work is highly covetable, way affordable, and she lives in my town…which has me wondering how we’ve not met yet!? clicky.