did you see a sign in front of my blog that said “celebrity endorsed product reviews?”

no, you didn’t. do you know why?

because reviewing products endorsed by celebrities ain’t my effin’ business!

but, paul brought this home last night:

and i just can’t help telling you that you can really really taste the extra islands.

according to the times online, i pioneered the use of the fail for satiric purposes. if nothing else, i’m completely impressed that the reporter actually took the time to count each and every fail arrow i created. THAT’S journalism.

high five! clicky.