"god's love is like this circle candy"

even your precious lord isn’t safe from crappy swag marketing.

since this is now, i guess, NOT blasphemy or insidious to the god lovers, how ’bout:

god’s love is like this case of scotch

or

god’s love is like this toilet duck

or

god’s love is like this deluxe bucket of chum

feel free to join me in the comments section, won’t you?