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"god's love is like this circle candy"

April 2nd, 2008 by moxie

even your precious lord isn’t safe from crappy swag marketing.

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since this is now, i guess, NOT blasphemy or insidious to the god lovers, how ’bout:

god’s love is like this case of scotch

or

god’s love is like this toilet duck

or

god’s love is like this deluxe bucket of chum

feel free to join me in the comments section, won’t you?

Posted in blasphemy, politics, thoughts

3 Responses

  1. moxie

    god’s love is like this jar of gulf war surplus mayonnaise.

  2. Paul

    “God’s love is like a storm raging inside you.”

  3. generalspecific

    god’s love is like this titanium cock ring.

    or

    god’s love is like this mint condition purple skip-it.

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