"god's love is like this circle candy"
April 2nd, 2008 by moxie
even your precious lord isn’t safe from crappy swag marketing.

since this is now, i guess, NOT blasphemy or insidious to the god lovers, how ’bout:
god’s love is like this case of scotch
or
god’s love is like this toilet duck
or
god’s love is like this deluxe bucket of chum
feel free to join me in the comments section, won’t you?
April 2nd, 2008 at 11:44 AM
god’s love is like this jar of gulf war surplus mayonnaise.
April 3rd, 2008 at 4:20 PM
“God’s love is like a storm raging inside you.â€
April 3rd, 2008 at 9:18 PM
god’s love is like this titanium cock ring.
or
god’s love is like this mint condition purple skip-it.