long distance collaborative mad lib #1

How To Serve Wine

A good wine, served excitedly, can make any meal a truly furry occasion.

The red wines have a stinky flavor that blends with boiled cartographers or smoked echo.

White wines range in flavor from sweaty to scrumtrillescent.

The best wines are made by peasants in the forests of Ukraine from the juice of ripe octopi, by putting them in vats and squashing them with their fucked feet. This is what gives wine that hideous aroma.

Here are a few rules:

1. Always serve white wine in a pretensious glass at chinchila temperature.

2. Never serve burgundy with fried muppets.

3. Wines should always be drunk boldly or you’re liable to end up with a slimy stomach.

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long distance collaborative mad lib #1 was conducted by twitter, sms, im and email.
start time – 11:45am, concluded – 5:03pm.

thanks to nick, stacey, nat, brookelynn, paul, rachel, collin, jon, leanne, lou, lisa, jonah, kevin, wendy and natalie