Is that too embarrassing to say out loud? Should I feel shame? Guess what? I don’t care, I gots to get me some essence that smell like vittles!!

My sister Rachel is a creative individual and a licensed cosmetologist specializing in makeup and skin care. She gave me some lovely vanilla perfume oil for my birthday because I confessed to her my desire to smell like cookies. (By the way, having a smart beauty expert for a sister is like having a doctor in the family. Seriously, you should be really jealous.)

She got it here, and now I do smell like a baked good. Trouble is that I think I need to smell like more foods… Maybe apple, or strawberry or chocolate or something!? I don’t know but I’m going on a snack smelling journey. Advice is gladly accepted.

(Part of me hopes I find a perfume oil called “Swedish Meatballs” or “BLT” but I would never wear them… probably.)

Turns out that the bruise lady, also known as Awesome Joolie, has another great flickr set of sign boards in her town being “improved” by neighborhood tricksters.

I LOVE this kind of thing. I may have even been involved in some… I’ll try to find the photos. For now, here’s more from Awesome Joolie. Clicky.