These are consistently magnificent. How could he possibly pick just one? I mean… sure, there’s the one with him white knuckling his sandwich while huggin’ a tree. But wait, the one holding his cock is also quite nice.

I guess all there is left to say is “Ladies and gentleman, I give you Kyle Marlet.”

clicky.

Not just an important sentiment to share on a wall, this is my latest favorite from one of those flickr strangers that I quietly stalk.

nicolasnova‘s photo stream is an rss must-read for me.

Often stark but intriguingly humane, whether home or traveling he sees everything, and presents consistently beautiful, ponderous slices of the world around him… and us.

nicolasnova inspires. clicky.

Turns out that the bruise lady, also known as Awesome Joolie, has another great flickr set of sign boards in her town being “improved” by neighborhood tricksters.

I LOVE this kind of thing. I may have even been involved in some… I’ll try to find the photos. For now, here’s more from Awesome Joolie. Clicky.

This is a fun little set focused on one woman’s mysterious arm bruise, which she had her friends decorate every day until it disappeared.

Clicky.

I’m guessing these were collectable tapestries made by tobacco companies back before lung cancer was invented, but I’m not entirely sure.

Van Felt has a huge collection of them on flickr. Clicky.

Ever wish you could see what it’d look like if you encountered a violently angry 4 foot tall Cookie Monster straining to take a crap in a winter wonderland full of toddlers? Sure, we ALL do. Let me make it about to happen:

clicky.

Believe it or not, i found these several clicks after a “Tom Waits” search… shrug.

UPDATE – Paul Googled Monsieur Weathers and found this beautiful thing right here:

Another random find from the “Everyone’s Uploads” section of the Flickr home page.

It’s not just the shirt, or the beer, or the scar that makes New Santa great. It’s that I think he’s leering at unsuspecting females that kicks this one into fabulous. Clicky.

“you know what i’ll do? see, i’ll go ahead and take a series of about 400 photos of myself with my computer, see… it’ll be great because it’ll show me, like, as i really am. you know, i’ll do some homework to show my smarts, and i’ll take a couple with my childhood sloth bear, gleep glop, to show how sensitive i am. did you know gleep glop survived 2 house fires and a tar spill? i know, you’d never be able to tell. anyway, you know, also i’ll get me a giant piece of fruit or something because i’ll be hungry but also it shows that i’m just a man and i have my needs plus i saw somewhere they said fruit is sensual and i’m all about that and then… OH!! i TOTALLY have to wear my blue t shirt. you know, that blue tshirt that looks so great on me!? this plan is COMPLETELY coming together.”

oh, but there’s more: clicky.

wondering if i’ve kept my new year’s resolution? wonder no longer.

for sandwich particulars and one more sandwich i couldn’t fit in, get thee to flickr.