that’s right. it’s a giant glass member with a jaunty moostache.

the proud recipient of this masterpiece writes:

Sometimes, if you are lucky & have amazing friends, you will walk out & find a giant, Italian penis rocking a mustache & a beret, just chilling on your porch. Then, if you are me, & I am, you will SCREAM & carry on about how amazing it is for a good 20 minutes!

clicky. thanks, cofygirl!

AnnieCho says: “Can’t grow your own? Don’t want to commit to a tattoo? Here’s a homemade handlebar moustache finger puppet. Just slip it on your finger and you’re set!”

i’m so close to buying this it hurts. clicky.