“you know what i’ll do? see, i’ll go ahead and take a series of about 400 photos of myself with my computer, see… it’ll be great because it’ll show me, like, as i really am. you know, i’ll do some homework to show my smarts, and i’ll take a couple with my childhood sloth bear, gleep glop, to show how sensitive i am. did you know gleep glop survived 2 house fires and a tar spill? i know, you’d never be able to tell. anyway, you know, also i’ll get me a giant piece of fruit or something because i’ll be hungry but also it shows that i’m just a man and i have my needs plus i saw somewhere they said fruit is sensual and i’m all about that and then… OH!! i TOTALLY have to wear my blue t shirt. you know, that blue tshirt that looks so great on me!? this plan is COMPLETELY coming together.”

oh, but there’s more: clicky.

How To Serve Wine

A good wine, served excitedly, can make any meal a truly furry occasion.

The red wines have a stinky flavor that blends with boiled cartographers or smoked echo.

White wines range in flavor from sweaty to scrumtrillescent.

The best wines are made by peasants in the forests of Ukraine from the juice of ripe octopi, by putting them in vats and squashing them with their fucked feet. This is what gives wine that hideous aroma.

Here are a few rules:

1. Always serve white wine in a pretensious glass at chinchila temperature.

2. Never serve burgundy with fried muppets.

3. Wines should always be drunk boldly or you’re liable to end up with a slimy stomach.

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long distance collaborative mad lib #1 was conducted by twitter, sms, im and email.
start time – 11:45am, concluded – 5:03pm.

thanks to nick, stacey, nat, brookelynn, paul, rachel, collin, jon, leanne, lou, lisa, jonah, kevin, wendy and natalie

from left to right, the “most interesting” photos with these tags: small, smaller, smallest

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from left to right, the “most interesting” photos with these tags: big, bigger, biggest

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too much coffee + moxie x etsy + odd keyword searches = taxidermy roundup:

top left: woodchuck could chuck signed photograph by tree’s eye view

top right: plushkill forest spring buck by cherrybox studios

middle left: specimen jar – fish by ami nyitray designs

middle middle: taxidermy teddy bear by the family tree

middle right: nude art nouveau edwardian women with deer head case by sweetheart sinner

bottom left: bush baby by honeypulp projects

bottom right: snooty poodle by taxidreamy

enjoy!

here! i made you a sampling of etsy goodies, catagorized by the food pyramid.

see, at the bottom you got your wheat, grains, pasta, bread. above that are veggies on the left, fruit on the right. over the fruit is protein which is next to dairy, all topped off with grease and sugar! (science fun fact: grease and sugar are also known as “delicious.”)

by the way, this is based on the “old” food pyramid. why? because the new one is badly designed and i hate it. clicky.