julieann makes these polymer pendants custom, featuring your name spelled in braille with swarovski crystals. trade your dog tags in for one today!

oh, and julieann will be donating 10% from each sale to the american foundation for the blind (AFB). clicky

if these people could talk forever, i’d be happy and never ever bored:

david milch
john waters
starlee kine
jon ronson
keith olbermann

i’m not usually a fan of your average mash up, this one got me good. fosse choreography is fascinating, but watching gwen verdon sync up with unk is hypnotic.

this is a daddy longlegs who took up residence in my shoe last night. if this happens to you, please don’t blow on him to see if he’s alive because he hates when you do that and he climbs up into the darkness of your shoe to prove it.

AnnieCho says: “Can’t grow your own? Don’t want to commit to a tattoo? Here’s a homemade handlebar moustache finger puppet. Just slip it on your finger and you’re set!”

i’m so close to buying this it hurts. clicky.

i love it when an artist creates a piece that means something to them, taking the chance that others might feel the same way. forget your average pop culture icon. why not sport a pendant featuring a photo of oscar wilde? or how about scaring your family with a scowling lizzie borden ’round your neck? clicky.

A man drives to a gas station and has his tank filled up. The gas pumper spots two penguins sitting in the back seat of the car.
He asks the driver, “What’s up with the penguins in the back seat?”

The man in the car says “I found them. I can’t think of what to do with them.”

The clerk ponders a bit then says, “You should take them to the zoo.”

“Hey, that’s a good idea,” says the man in the car and drives away.

The next day the man with the car is back at the same gas station. The clerk sees the penguins are still in the back seat of the car.

“Hey, they’re still here! I thought you were going to take them to the zoo.”

“Oh, I did,” says the driver, “And we had a swell time. Today I am taking them to the movies.”

i don’t know what is more disturbing: that paul abandoned a banana peel on my art shelf, or that it took several days to notice.

“triumphant neglect” would be a good band name, though.

this is an experiment with no goal.

i am glad you are here.